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Greetings from the same settee as the Liverpool game came from. I'm not there now, but I watched the match there. The $ky commentators managed to annoy me before we kicked off today (okay, not quite today any more but never mind) by referring to the match as Newcastle v United. Tossers.
We took to the pitch in kit which had had Virgin Money scribbled over Northern Rock. You could still see Northern Rock if the angle was right. Money is a whore that screws us all in the end, so that's an inappropriate name for a bank, but apparently he (I don't know who 'he' is, presumably Branson) wants to buy the naming rights for the ground and will call it SJP, so I don't mind him.
We started play far more brightly than last time but De Gea or whatever his name is, is dodgy keeper but not playing. The commentators like the bloke who was playing and mentioned that no-one's scored past him this season or in the league or something so
to that.
Valencia's a right fouly git, isn't he? He started early with a whack on Gutierrez. Totally should have been sent off in my completely unbiased opinion.
Commentators said more patronising and annoying stuff, but then admitted to being soft southerners, so that's something. They totally want to shag Giggs as well, but they'll have to join his superinjunction queue. Also, they're idiots. You can't be slightly irate.
Howard Webb is a massive Man U fan. We should have had a penalty. Even the commentators said so. Dwight Yorke disagreed at half time, but he would, wouldn't he? Steven Taylor thought it should have been, so he isn't biased either.
Rooney is still a turd and did lots of tantruming.I think his hair transplant is like that one in a Hallowe'en episode of The Simpsons when Homer got Snake's hair.
Demba Ba scores a lovely goal, doesn't he? We're totally knackered when he goes to the ACoN, since he's got more than half of our goals in the league this season. Cabaye does a nice free kick as well. Beautiful start to the second half.
Webb proves his biasedness again because the Mancs got away with loads of foot-up tackles and we didn't so he's a git. Didn't give them enough Fergie time to do anything at the end though, so that's okay.
Pardew did weird subbing. Cabaye for Perch does not compute. Also Ba for Obertan. Ben Arfa and Sammy Ameobi are less rubbish than them.
Well done to Thingy, one of Man U's defenders for sticking his head on that ball. Rounded off everything and made Fergie get the hairdryer out.
I hope $ky gave Ba non-alcoholic champagne for his MotM award.
Also, I want to see Everton's goal for the lolz.
KP
We took to the pitch in kit which had had Virgin Money scribbled over Northern Rock. You could still see Northern Rock if the angle was right. Money is a whore that screws us all in the end, so that's an inappropriate name for a bank, but apparently he (I don't know who 'he' is, presumably Branson) wants to buy the naming rights for the ground and will call it SJP, so I don't mind him.
We started play far more brightly than last time but De Gea or whatever his name is, is dodgy keeper but not playing. The commentators like the bloke who was playing and mentioned that no-one's scored past him this season or in the league or something so
to that.Valencia's a right fouly git, isn't he? He started early with a whack on Gutierrez. Totally should have been sent off in my completely unbiased opinion.
Commentators said more patronising and annoying stuff, but then admitted to being soft southerners, so that's something. They totally want to shag Giggs as well, but they'll have to join his superinjunction queue. Also, they're idiots. You can't be slightly irate.
Howard Webb is a massive Man U fan. We should have had a penalty. Even the commentators said so. Dwight Yorke disagreed at half time, but he would, wouldn't he? Steven Taylor thought it should have been, so he isn't biased either.
Rooney is still a turd and did lots of tantruming.I think his hair transplant is like that one in a Hallowe'en episode of The Simpsons when Homer got Snake's hair.
Demba Ba scores a lovely goal, doesn't he? We're totally knackered when he goes to the ACoN, since he's got more than half of our goals in the league this season. Cabaye does a nice free kick as well. Beautiful start to the second half.
Webb proves his biasedness again because the Mancs got away with loads of foot-up tackles and we didn't so he's a git. Didn't give them enough Fergie time to do anything at the end though, so that's okay.
Pardew did weird subbing. Cabaye for Perch does not compute. Also Ba for Obertan. Ben Arfa and Sammy Ameobi are less rubbish than them.
Well done to Thingy, one of Man U's defenders for sticking his head on that ball. Rounded off everything and made Fergie get the hairdryer out.
I hope $ky gave Ba non-alcoholic champagne for his MotM award.
Also, I want to see Everton's goal for the lolz.
KP
You've covered the performance side, so have the papers, so did MotD, I won't repeat all that lovely stuff again but I should say that on the rare occasions Webb got a decision right, and in our favour, we did give him a jolly good supportive clap. I think in the end he realised a Man Utd victory was not going to happen and I think our lads realised that too as they seemed to really enjoy their football towards the end.
On the negative side it started pouring with rain at the end of the game and it was that nasty rain that beats you in the face until you want to cry but I didn't - I had to keep my wits about me due to the non-friendly mingling of both sets of fans. Some of them wanted to fight but I decided not to discourage that nonsense and instead looked anxiously for a nice dry bus. It did come but then got held up by police and horses - I was distressed about the horses, they were trying to keep fans apart but were being blown around and attacked by stinging rain.
I was drenched by the time I got home but still had a happy, wet smile on my face - I think it's still there.
Well done to our lads - a good team performance.